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Archbishop's Palace |
Lima Lima Lima. The rapid fire calls you hear in the bus station of vendors trying to get you to buy a ticket on their bus to Lima. This entry is about the places we went in Lima. I'm going to leave the food for a separate entry because the food scene in Lima is absolute spectacular and deserves its own commentary. More pictures are in the
Peru album.
On our first day in Lima, we had a very relaxed start since we needed to recover from the long bus ride the day before. We were staying in Miraflores, a neighbourhood a little ways outside of downtown. If you come to Lima, it's very important to stay in that area because there isn't much in the way of good transit and all the good restaurants and nightlife are in Miraflores. In particular, beyond taxis there are three approaches to getting around. First, there is a single rapid bus transit line that runs from Barranco through Miraflores, through downtown and out the other side. It's efficient, it works fantastically, but it only runs until 10pm. So it's great to get downtown to the sights from Miraflores, but wouldn't work well to get back to your hotel after a late dinner. The second transit option is a single light rail train line. It doesn't go to anywhere that tourists would want to go. Your last option is to take one of the gazillion local buses that prowl the streets. They're run by tons of different companies. Some are closer to normal municiple buses we'd see in North America, while others are glorified diesel spewing vans. They are are difficult to use if you don't know the city. On the side of the bus is the name of all the streets it is supposed to be traveling on along its route, but sometimes, they swap buses around, so you have to ask the conductor. You also need to carry a lot of change because each time you get on a bus, you have to pay again. Transfers are non-existent.
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Her head was supposed to be topped with a flame or "llama". Instead it's the furry type of llama. |
So, on our first day, we too the rapid transit bus downtown to see the historical sights. We roughly followed the walking tour from the Lonely Planet, which started us off at the plaza San Martin. There's a monument in the middle of the square to Jose San Martin. On one side is a statue of a woman and when it was built, the instructions from Spain said to place a flame on her head. Unfortunately, the word "flame" in Spanish is llama, so, when the Peruvian workers received the instructions, they dutifully sculpted a miniature camelid to sit on her head.
From the Plaza San Martin, we walked along the Jiron de la Union towards the Plaza del Armas. The road is a pedestrian road and used to be the place for promenading, but now, it's just full of discount stores in some very nice old buildings. In the Plaza del Armas, we took a tour of the Cathedral, which was interesting, but not as good as the one in Cuzco.
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San Francisco Monestary |
From there, we made our way to the San Francisco Monastery where a wedding was taking place. Of course, tours do not stop for measly weddings, so we took a tour. Our guide was frankly terrible. She only presented the minimum amount of information and couldn't answer any questions. That being said, the convent is actually quite interesting. I liked the ceilings, which are largely decorated in intricate carvings made of Nicaraguan cedar. The pieces of the carvings aren't fasted together with any nails, only pressed and hold together due to the friction. Though the ceilings were fantastic, the real highlight of the monastery is the catacombs which feature piles and piles of bones all sorted by types. Our guide claimed that the archaeologists are the ones who sorted the bones and arranged them to make a better display, but that's frankly very hard to believe. No serious archaeologists would significantly change the site. They gain a lot of information about know exactly how various objects are placed relative to each other in graves. It's more likely that the bones were sorted as the catacombs filled up with burials and they needed a more efficient packing system.
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Part of the storage room in the Larco museum |
On our second day in Lima, we went to the Larco Museum, which was a challenge. It wasn't on the rapid bus route, so we tried to take the local buses using the advice from the guide book, which said take a bus that says "todo Bolivar". At this point, we hadn't figured out that the writing on the side of the bus says where it's going, so we were looking for something in the window. We tried one bus who was holding a sign that said "Cuba Boliva", but when we asked if they were going by the museum, they said no. So we got off and Catherine found a girl waiting for the bus that was able to guide us a little. She was heading roughly in the same direction and said that we could take the same bus as her and then at one point, she'd get us on another bus that would take us to the museum. So, we got a tour of the town. We ended up going almost all the way over the airport and the bus rides took an hour and a half, when they really could have been done in half that time, but oh well, it was an adventure.
The museum itself is absolute fantastic. It's a private museum, so it's a little more expensive, but it's worth it. The displays have good English signage and do a great job taking the user through many different ancient Peruvian cultures and their art/religious pieces. Their collection is immense, which means that in the main display, there are excellent examples of pieces. They even opened up their storage room for the public to see and it's filled with shelf after shelf of pottery and other pieces all grouped into similar works. There are easily thousands of pieces. They also have a unique exhibit on erotic pieces. They are mostly clay and portray everything from just naked people, all the way to fellatio and sex with the dead.
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Near the bridge of sighs in Barranco |
On our third day, and Catherine's last day, we started by going to the national museum. This one is a little out of the way, in the ministry of culture building. Given our challenges using the bus the day before, we took a taxi this time. Most of the museum is very similar to what we've previously seen in Peru (namely pre-Hispanic stuff) and didn't add much new information. However, there is an intriguing photo exhibit about the Shining Path conflict in Peru from 1980-2000. This was the first museum we had seen in Peru that talked about any Peruvian history that wasn't either Incan, pre-Incan, or the church converting the Incans to Catholocism. I hadn't even heard of the Shining Path, or the conflict before. It appears that in the late 70's a military dictatorship was on its way out in Peru and there was some democratic reforms, but during the first election, there was accusations of corruption and vote rigging. One of the losing parties, the Shining Path, which was close to a Communist Party, decided that armed revolution was called for. So, they waged a guerrilla/terrorist war to try and take power in order to create a communist state. There was ginormous income inequality too, which was a large source of discontent. Anyway, over the next 20 years the Shining Path and their allies waged a war against the state, but unfortunately, they hid in the civilian population so many civilians were caught in the middle. Both sides committed atrocities. For example, the state would arrest people in the dead of night and they would disappear or execute most of a town where they thought the terrorists were hiding. The Shining Path on the other hand, enslaved or executed some tribes if they did support the rebellion. It was basically just a big, tragic mess.
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The cliffs of Miraflores over the beach. |
After the museum, we had a late lunch and headed down to the beach around sunset. It's gorgeous there. The city is on the top of gigantic cliffs, which paragliders take advantage of. Down below, we could see collections of surfers trying to catch the evening waves. From the beach, we went to the Cocoa museum, where we had a fun chocolate making workshop. During the workshop, we started by roasting cocoa beans, shelling them and then grinding them in order to make 3 different drinks: cocoa tea (with the shells), mexican hot chocolate (with water), and normal hot chocolate (with milk). You can't grind the beans fine enough to make good chocolate so then, we used some melted chocolate that they had made in order to mold a number small bonbons.
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Classical fountain at the water fountain park. |
Our last stop of the day was the water fountain show. Lima is the second driest capital city in the world behind Cairo and yet, they have a gigantic water fountain park complete with light and laser show set to a varied musical score that includes Ode to Joy and some traditional altiplano songs. Beyond the light show, they also have a series of smaller, lit up fountains, like a water tunnel a 50ft classical fountain, and more. I really don't have a good adjective to describe how over the top this setup is.
After the late night watching the water show, we went back to the hotel and we packed. In the morning, Catherine went to the airport to head back to the US, while I had to wait another day for my flight to Canada. So, I transferred to a cheaper hostel a few blocks away. It's amazing what a few blocks will do. It was a much more working class area and there was a large market nearby.
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Water fountain light show |
We had missed some sights downtown which I wanted to see, so I hoped on the bus rapid transit. A few stops in, we're jammed like sardines and I'm standing in front of some seats. The lady in the seat gets up to head out and quickly, this big guy elbows his way towards the seat and pushed me back into the poor lady, who is now perfectly pinned. He gestures to a good looking girl to take the seat and she looks at him askance. Then, we hit a small bump and I feel a hand in my pocket and my cellphone slip out. The big guy was a distraction. Once I had check and realized that yes, I was pickpocketed, I turned to the guy beside me (because that's where the hand that had taken the phone had come from) and started angrily asking him in pidgen spanish/english to give me my phone back (e.g. "my telephono. Give me my fucking telephono back"). The poor guy was innocent of course and after some gestures, I see a hand poking out of the crowd with my phone in it. I was making enough of a stink that the pickpocket wanted to give it back without making it obvious who he was so that he wouldn't be turned in. I turned around and sat down in the empty seat that had started all this. Then, a guy comes and tries to talk to me in English to find out what happened. I'm pretty sure this was the pickpocket and he was making sure that I didn't know who he was and/or wouldn't turn him in. It took me a few hours to calm down after that episode.
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Fluorescent Minerals at the Museo Andes del Castillo |
Downtown, I started with the Museo Andes del Castillo, which has a great selection of minerals pulled out of the Andes. For example, they have a perfect cube of Iron Pyrite the size of your fist. After that, I tried to find the museum that's part of the central reserve. It turns out it's not in the same building as the central reserve, but I managed to stumbled upon it. It's mostly an art collection and does have a small display showing how the painting styles in Peru had evolved from the early 19th century until today. After that museum, I went to the museum of the Inquisition. It's in the building that was designed explicitly for the Inquisition. There are some gruesome wax figures being tortured, but I found the story around the Inquisition the most interesting. In Peru, the inquisition came 50 years after it was started in Spain. Now, the Inquisition was primarily charged with finding those who committed heresy, which could be an issue in a country that's trying to convert a large native population to Catholicism. However, the Inquisition only had durisdiction over true blood Spaniards. Natives or Mestizos (mixed race) couldn't be prosecuted. Also, if you were charged by the Inquisition and you repented, they would let you go. It was only those who refused to repent that were killed. One amazing stat from the museum is that in Peru, about 3,000 people were charged with heresy over the time of the Inquisition. The Spanish population in the colony at the time: 15,000.
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Streets of Lima |
After the Inquisition museum, I headed back to the bus, but I stumbled across a split museum dedicated to Pisco and Bernardo O'Higgins. O'Higgins was the first president of Chile, but he built a navy and used it to free the Peruvian colony from the Spanish crown. So, he is very well regarded in Peru. It seems like the guys who led rebellions in South America were involved all over the continent.
After that museum, I headed back to Miraflores, and after dinner etc.. turned in early for the night. In the morning, it was time to wave goodbye to South America. It was an incredibly memorable trip.